The Thomas Family

(let me clarify, this is not me , it's a funny joke that was sent to me)
Why women should avoid a girls night out after they are married!

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
My husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in , and I told him
"Midnight ." He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
Three times, then said, "Oh. sh#@ ! ", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted."